Somebody left the bunker door unlocked and Big Dick Cheney escaped. Using all the intellect he possessed, Big Dick decided to visit San Francisco, a town he figured would greet him with open arms. Well, Big Dick figured wrong....
First, Big Dick held a press conference surrounded by his supporters.

When Big Dick wasn't looking, one of San Francisco's finest slipped the chains on him.

Even while under arrest, Big Dick still accepted donations from his supporters. Has he no shame? Well....no!

Big Dick greets the crowd while Lynn Cheney displays the contribution stash.

Big Dick worked the line of supporters across the street from the Fairmont, looking for more money. If you didn't contribute..... well click on the image below to hear what he had to say. (video clip requires the Real Player)
A longer version of the video is available here (about 8MB download).
Any resemblance between Lynn Cheney and Medea Benjamin or Dick Cheney and Ed Holmes is purely coincidental.
More coverage of the event can be found here:
http://www.indybay.org/news/2002/08/139959.php
http://www.snackfight.com/dick/
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