The selected one, pResidnet Bush, is a one trick pony. While the economy is in a tail spin, he speaks of one thing: war. Here is what you can do to turn the topic to domestic front:
1) Record these snippets of the interloper-in-chief onto a cassette tape, MP3 player, CDROM, or whatever sound recorder you have available.
2) Bring the recording to an appearance of pResident Bush. If you have a bull horn, put it to good use.
3) When the selected one attempts to speak, crank up your "Bush Blaster" and have him speak on the topics you desire.
In the event you are captured by the authorities, the Lazy G Ranch webmaster will disavow any knowledge of your actions.