Somewhere near Travis Air Force Base, hungry space aliens landed on terra firma. They devoured wheat in an unusual pattern of circles. From this hilltop view spot, it appeared as if some of the aliens may still be present.
I found a road near the crop circles and this path leading to one of the circles. Now if the crop circle was made by space aliens who landed in the wheat field, why would there be a path from the road? Cautiously I walked down the path, but would it lead to a trap? Perhaps the wheat eating space aliens like to eat humans for desert. After all, we taste just like chicken.
I found this small group of people in the circle. But wait, are they humans or space aliens disguised to look like humans? Perhaps they are space aliens waiting for the return of the mothership? Or maybe they are humans who read about the crop circles in the San Francisco Chronicle. I finally went to the center of the circle and found ...... CRUSHED WHEAT!
For more information, see the Daily Democrat article.
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