Area 51 Fashion Show
This is the typical line up to
board the Janet aircraft. I noticed the guy just about to board was
dressed in a "Janet Red" shirt. [Red shirts can be dangerous to your
health. In a Star Trek landing party, the guy in the red uniform always
gets whacked!] Fortunately these photos are blurry enough that there is
no need to hide the faces.
Not being qualified to comment on the worker's attire, I enlisted the
aid of Perez Hilton. Only one ground rule for Perez: no drawing on my
photos!
Perez Hilton: "Oh Oh look at me, I'm a Janet stripe!"
Perez Hilton: "Groomie Boy, you either dress in Janet red or not at all. Close, but no Swisher Sweet for you!"
Perez Hilton: "Oh, look at me, I'm wearing Janet stripes!"
Pezer Hilton: "Plaid
is for boxers. Nobody wears plaid shorts. Is this guy wearing
pants? Does that T-shirt say BUM? It should say kick me, I'm a fashion
disaster."
Alas, Perez Hilton had to run. It seems Vanessa Hudgens is naked
again and his services are required. Here are a few other photos taken
the same day or night as the case may be.
A ground crew worker checks out the butt of a gal leaving the Janet. If you are old enough, you may recall the song "I'm a Girl Watcher."
Here a Janet is being inspected:
This night shot was took about 90 seconds. You need to be really still to show up clearly in such a shot.
